February 2012
theyellovvbrickroad:
i wished at 11:11 but i’m still not blue ivy carter what is this
opaki:
fat n single ready 4 a pringle
wow i think my moms awake and im scared she’ll walk in on me still awake so im hiding under the covers and im suffocating omfg heLP
bedazzledburka:
people who draw manga and upload it on to facebook
yoghurtcannon:
i wish it was socially acceptable to ask people for sex via facebook status
Watch
boy: ow i stubbed my toe
girl: child birth periods cramps sexual harassment boobs high heels
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yo man do you smoke?
crippledbypizza:
naw i smoke fools like you on tha bball court
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Reblog if you are looking forward to starting puberty
wow um attention any white that can sing plz serenade me and sing wonderwall omfg
michael u r mean to sometimes so hush up
wow plz send hate to tumblr user michaelpurrrez he is a mean gringo ugh
michaelpurrrez asked: *receives no questions asking for number*
melloday:
fuck clothes
someone text me im bored omg message me for my number or something
drunkishmom:
wow ew girls don’t poop
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Reblog if you didn’t know women could vote till you read this post
peaceout
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kali-horan replied to your post: omfg i hav so much homework jesus
#focusmegan
no
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enemity:
fergie-fergalicious
waxxx:
get low - lil jon & the east side...
omfg i hav so much homework jesus
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omfg theres a mosquito like one with long legs and im freaking out and i need to kill it jesus christ i feel like chello rn except its a mosquito not a spider omfg
kali-horan:
sum immitating megan watching the...
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wow im gonna barf i ate like 10 breadsticks and now my tummy hurts jfc
textposter:
I’m actually so ugly that its offensive and I feel like apologizing to other people
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princessgabbywabby replied to your photo: omfg
i thought you gave up twerking for lent ?
ikr its hard to resist the urge though
me: omg guys guess what
friends/family: what did one direction do now
kali-horan:
megan and jordan gmh bc theyre rlly pretty but havent had their first kiss
aww ilysm :*
cripplechoir:
tape dispensers have always been a challenge for me
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textposter:
locking your boyfriends in a freezer to preserve them
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
therealhousewivesofsouthafrica:
abby was one of the girl’s mom’s dance teacher too
abby lee miller is immortal
postbutt:
Wake Me Up When Temple Run Is On Android(Remix) - Green Day feat. Me
coelacanthteeth:
today when I was crying on the bus I saw a bumper sticker that said “you’re awesome and people love you” and I whispered “you’re right” at it
omfg ok these putas need to drink bleach seriously im annoyed again
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kali-horan replied to your post: ew i hate my long arms i hope they fall off
i luv them especially ur elbows *embrace ur arms*
#flattered